Old Drunks, The Lost Symbol, NHL and College Football Babes

The old drunks employ a complex algorithm to evaluate the quality of American hockey franchises. The exact formula is a closely guarded secret, revealed only at the 33rd degree of our brotherhood, in a ritual requiring cloaks, coffins and a tiny pyramid. TOP SECRET Shit. Without sacrificing my position in the organization I can tell you only that the the Blackhawks regular season record and the Islander's 1st over all pick have very little to do with our ranking. On a related note, here's some essential reading for NCAA football fans.